Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
i can’t believe sonic the hedgehog is fucking one of us
domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it
To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.
you need to be worried about the murderer that’s going to come out of that forest and kill your ass
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
I… I tried to eat a bee
stop following me in front