this should be in history books
This story keeps on getting better and better
this is an iconic moment in history
Do you ever listen to middle aged people talk…they are the fakest of the fake
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt
you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……