free glitter text and family website at FamilyLobby.com
my name is Devine ('divine')

i dont like you... i love you (✿◠‿◠)
my face / ask / theme

lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

sharkeisha:

thatknowleskid:

Oh. My. God.

OHHH MY GODDDDDDDDSDJFJDKAK

badathlete:

Do you ever listen to middle aged people talk…they are the fakest of the fake

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

I joined your blog late... are you gay? Or bi? You're hot tho.
Anonymous

cyberho:

blastortoise:

cyberho:

kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt 

you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……

image

joshpeck:

12yroldblogger:

OH MY GOD

my only question is why