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My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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shippingdara3008:

savannanicoleee:

decencybedamned:

So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.

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Oh yes.

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I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.

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Yes.

Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…

What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

fall2000:

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

Me

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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h0odrich:

I don’t think my grandma knows what she just did on fb

h0odrich:

I don’t think my grandma knows what she just did on fb

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yoncevevo:

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