tabonell replied to your post: happy new year to me :’) best way to end 2011 tis 2012? in 30 mins :)
happy new year to me :’) best way to end 2011
CROWD: DJ SKRILLEX DROP THAT FAT BEAT
DJ SKRILLEX: *PRESSES SPACE BAR* *NODS HEAD WITH INSANITY*
CROWD: FUCK YEAAAA SKRILLEX
africans: right before its the new year some hilarious motherfucker always makes the same joke “see you next year”
“2012 plz be nice to me ♥” No. 2012 will not be nice to you BECAUSE YEARS ARE NOT CAPABLE OF FEELINGS AND ACTIONS.
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
Happy New Year! ♥
W3 aR3 n0☩ ViiRgiiN$ B-CuZ LiiF3 fUcK$ U$ aLL– (via crippledbypizza)
1612th: english words that pitbull knows party miami
girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
wolfgayley: stonerparty: grooving with grandpa iron lungs Bruh this nigga go hard
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
jmimy: “this is waka flocka LAME” i said as my parents told me i couldnt drink on new years eve
walking into a white girl at school
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
pugsexual: HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
me during horror movie: LOOK OUT HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
me during gay porno: LOOK OUT HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!