mikepilon: ugh im so cute when are people going to realize that i am actually dateable ugh
trying to make my /tagged/me more beautiful
Doctor: You're going to die.
Patient: How long do I have?
Patient: Ten what?
everynightwedie: alwaysscomingbackhometoyou: “I was born deaf and 8 weeks ago I received a hearing implant. This is the video of them turning it on and me hearing myself for the first time :) Edit: For those of you who have asked the implant I received was Esteem offered by Envoy Medical”
sanfran: reblog if you will never forget where u were during the execution of marie antoinette never forget<3 8/16/1793<3
lostinthesprawl: sometimes i’m out in public and i laugh to myself as i remember a funny encounter on the internet
sh4ne: today when i visited a college i found out they had a quidditch club i feel like the only sexual action anyone on that team is going to get is with that broom